This came to me spontaneously, as they all almost do. I'm so happy with this, and I'm so glad it was an easy one.

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Momo says, "Remember kids: NaruSaku doesn't just hurt NaruHina-fans, it hurts SasuNaru-fans too. So the next time you choose to use NaruSaku, think about who you're hurting."

Warning: Don't use NaruSaku over an open flame. Don't ingest NaruSaku. Do not take NaruSaku anally. Don't take NaruSaku before bed. Don't take NaruSaku with alcohol. Don't use NaruSaku in public. Keep NaruSaku out of reach of pets and children under three.

If been using NaruSaku for more than a year, beware of these symptoms:

- Tsundere Complex
- Urge to eat only Orange and Pink Starburst
- Monkey Lung*
- Sexual Fantasies about Foreheads (Rihanna's included)
- Dramatic increase in best friend's injuries
- Dramatic increase in boyfriend's injuries
- Wandering Genital Syndrome*
- Autonomous Nipple*
- Mild Hulkism*
- Masochism (i.e. Desire to be beat up)
- Cinderella Syndrome
- Development of a Inner

(warning: If Inner is repressed for more than two years, consult a psychiatrist. Result of an Inner may lead to pretentiousness, hypocrisy, or Split-Personality Disorder)

*Symptoms borrowed from Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

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Ha, first time I really try to poke fun at NaruSaku. It almost makes me appreciate it. XP I know, most jokes are at Sakura. I could've fit a rapid ramen ingestion symptom for Naruto, but that would be making fun of Naruto solely.

- Starburst joke inspired by an old deviation that might still be around here somewhere.
- Cinderella Syndrome borrowed from a writer I spoke with last summer.

*Snow brush from

"Stay tuned next episode as Momo takes you into the frontlines of 'The Pairing Wars: A Never-Ending Thread of Bullshit"

I think I'm hyper now... Whups, I forgot to eat dinner.