ScorcherTheProfessional Spoof

I hope someone knows this movie, because I'll be sad if no one gets the jokes. Q~Q

I was randomly thinking about the part where Ice King was asking The Scorcher if they could renegotiate the target, and had first asked if he could instead kill Lumpy Space Princess, and then my first thought went to 'No Women, No Children', and I was like 'OMG THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING!! If the Scorcher might have turned down Ice King's renegotiations of killing either LSP or Ghost Princess because of that code.

I might have forgotten something though, may have to re-check the part where Ice King sees his internet ad.

Anyhow, thanks to all that, I came up with this.

AND WHETHER YOU SAW IT COMING OR NOT, IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN. OH, IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.

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* Oh, also, the thing with wittle Lemongrab 'dying' was not a hate joke against Lemongrab. That episode may have had an UNACCEPTAAAAABLEEE ending, but I totally that angrish guy. I feel sorry for how he turned out and how he is. But that's all whole 'nother discussion.

** Lemongrab had been my original choice for the brother role, but I had also considered Finn. It would NOT have been a disrespectful. The joke there would have been about the Finn/PB pairing, if you think about it.

~ And that is all.



Duuude, Scorcher is such a pimp after this. XDDD pffff!! <3



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